pagingme:

my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair 

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my brother left because there was no room on the chair

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College is no joke

cybugs:

one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom 

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seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

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